Well the Gator offense was in high gear against lowly
El Gran Mono
I thought last week’s games were bad until I started typing out this week’s schedule. At least there was LSU-UT last week to add some competitiveness. I’m sure every Bama fan just winced at the preceding two sentences, wondering “how UF-Bama isn’t a big game.” It’s big in
This is an exciting time for Gator fans. Not only did Urban have his first road VIC with Florida, but now we have a chance to win one that will actually mean something…not to say that Kentucky sucks, but kicking the shit out of a team that got manhandled by Indiana doesn’t mean exactly what it used to mean. Anyways, enough bad mouthing…LSU lost this week to Tennessee which raises cause for concern because it means that, as Phat Phil so eloquently stated in between post-win bites last night, UT is back in the hunt for the SEC East, …after the game they showed he and his wife hugging and this and that all over Tiger Stadium…she was pretty alright looking…bizarre…anyways. This week its time for the Gators to get a little payback on the Alabama Crimzin (sic) Tide….Last time we played them resulted in a tandem of losses in ONE DAMN YEAR (1999) and you know that old proverb…Revenge is a dish best served cold…I’m not going to tell you which Star Trek that is from …oh damn….anyways, lets get it on….(by the way, props to Chris DiMarco…way to represent the Orange and Blue!)….
The Vanderbilt Apocalyptic Undefeated Tour continues this week as the hapless Blue Raiders and their huge band goes just up the road to
Our band can tour some cool clubs in
Vandy’s your Daddy 31
This intrastate rivalry is much fiercer than you think…the quiz bowl teams had an all out brawl last year when Vandy brought an illegal calculator into the competition. As for the football game, who fucking cares…
Sun Belt walkovers 12
Jay Cutler for Heisman 28
This is just another warm up game for Vandy before they play actual teams with talent. Being that both teams are from
This game will come down to pass protection, as neither team will have much of a running game. Will the Cryppled Savior stay healthy enough to lead his team to their first victory against a top 10 team since 1999? Or will the Gator O-Line give Leak enough time to stake his claim as the best QB in the conference? This game will be a war, but
Also, as a side note, I neglected to mention the latest casualty of the Malt Licker wrath. Remember Trev “the Part” Alberts? Yea, he used to be on ESPN until he felt too big for his britches and asked for more cash or something. Anyway, I specifically targeted him as a douchebag and down the shitter he went. Mark May is one more asinine comment away from officially incurring the Malt Licker’s wrath.
Leak 4 Heisman 27
Crucified Saviors 13
Ah the memories of
Gator nation 31
Holy Guacamole! This is going to be one exciting ass game. I am jacked about going to the
Wish we still played at Legion Field 17
The flaccid cocks are changing the captain of their offense as they descend on the Plains in
Finger Lickin’ Back 12
Drink avoiding Fags 31
The last time Spurdog went to Awwwwwwwwwwwwburn he took it right up the ass. An average Plainsmen team led by 7 year starter Daniel Cobb managed a last second win. TT can’t afford a loss at this moment and that’s when Spurdog usually strikes. AU struggled with Reggie Ball’s passing ability so I’m betting Spurdog is licking his chops. His revenge is just to easy to predict.
Is Daniel Cobb still on the roster? 13
Spur-dawg gets to revisit the site of his
Sorth Carolina 14
Gonna Beat them Cocks 24
Question…who has a lower IQ? The illiterate and ultra quiet Cajuns from Baton Rouge, JarJar “its fun to scramble and get tackled inbounds with only 10 seconds left in the half and no timeouts” Russell, the cowbell toting imbeciles at Scott Field, Ron Zook, or Les Miles (Ron Zook Part Deux)? I’d have to go with Miles. The man tried to call a timeout with 30 seconds left after a change of possession. You’d think if a schlep like me intuitively knows that the clock stops after a change of possession, the head coach of a top 10 program would. All I can say is I’m glad Satan is out of the SEC.
The Next Dinardo? 16
Huge Upset 19
LSU comes off a heartbreaking lost and now they get kicked in the nuts by having to visit the worst college town in
Les Miles = Ron Zook Jr 34
Black Coach in the SEC 12
What the hell happened in
LeS sUcks 34
Great Team/Sacrificial Lamb 10
Ole Miss at
I’m sure there will be tons of references to the Manning family in this game. It is the only thing that could be conceived as being remotely compelling. However, I despise all contrived references targeted to engender a false interest in a bogus game. Seriously, does Ole Miss matter at anything? Meanwhile Phat Phil was probably ticked that there weren’t any hotel rooms in
Hey…we beat Zook twice 14
Will Phil try to Eat Claussen’s Pickle? 26
Ole Piss got roadhoused by the Cowboys last week and now they get to play Smokey and his shiteating pals. The Vols roll easily here. I wonder if idiot Reb fan is still talking shit about David Cutcliffe…I think not.
Institute of Shitty Southern Hair 6
Rick “Balding like Eric Zeier” Clausen 41
I have to ask, who is Rick Clowson? Bob Davie is such an idiot as a color commentator and I never thought I would say this but I miss Mike Gottfried. He and Ron Franklin were like peas and carrots….anyways. I was taking mental notes while I was watching the game the other night, and I could not believe the crap I was seeing. Overthrown passes, dropped passes, and just a plain look of shittiness come over Erik Ainge. (Nice toss to the D-line from the endzone idiot.) Anyway, Rick Clowson (sic) came in and that’s when LSU, apparently, got really scared. He took his pussy ass arm and led UT to 5 scores, showing that he had no fear in
Cash in the Season 6
DON’T CASH IN THE FOOD STAMPS 40
Are we sure Matt Jones doesn’t have another year of eligibility?
Even an off week can’t wash the shit off this team.
This is one of the badass teams that proves that
Whoa man….the clubs are gonna be like…so stacked this week….I’m stoked
I’m sure The Shocker is using the off week to hit the books…
During their 2nd half “comeback”
Rich Brooks is the king of rebuilding.
Hahahahahahahahahaha…. nice come back … fuckers.
South Florida at
Can I petition USF to get them to change their name to something like SUFL-Tampa. I don’t appreciate my home area being linked to
Tased and confused 3
I’ll do ANYTHING for a line 41
Well, well…USF isn’t as shitty as everyone thought… or maybe
How ‘bout a nice cee-gar 17
How ‘bout a Columbian necktie 22
Can Hakim Warrick play football? 6
Amazingly no Criminole players were arrested last week. But I figure its just a matter of time with this group.
What kind of oranges grow in NY? 6
Jeff Bowden still suXXX 29
The ‘Cuse is looking to get bitch slapped by the ACC this year…and pretty much everyone else. Too bad this isn’t in the Carrier Dome where we could at least look forward to a chance that Leon Washington or Lo Booker would tear their knees up … now all we’ve got is a possibility of seeing Xavier Lee crying on the sideline … well I think you would cry too if you were riding the pine behind Drew Weatherford….
Da Cuse 3
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Standings W L %
Cuzzin Bailey 31 8 79
El Gran Mono 31 8 79
Malt Licker 29 10 74